The cast consists of five main personas, each with their individual role and function on the show.
- Fraser Agar - The show host and president of FFStv. Also he is God.
- Becky Blow - Fraser's second-in-command and designated chat-reader.
- Ben Taylor - One dyslexic son of a gun.
- Kyle Huinink - The token cool guy.
- Deacon Publicover - Fraser's hipster nemesis.
- The Kitties - Hugo and Ruddegar, perhaps the most beloved characters of the entire crew.
- The Mods - Fraser's loyal and somewhat infuriating minions.
- Team Chat - Almost never dependable, sometimes with good intent.